I don’t know about you, but I am not a big fan of “silent seated meditations.”
Why?
Because noisy meditation is faster. Much, much faster. And if you’re MOVING as you make noise, that’s even better.
You can literally go from frazzled feelings to a sense of transcendence, and do so within minutes, if not seconds, by making sensory specific noises as you move. Ah, such is the power of big bangs.
Silent meditation has its place – and it can be valuable once in a while – but if you have overlooked the seemingly mystical power of noise, you’re doing your mind a disservice.
Instinctively, we can see the benefits of listening to the sounds of ocean waves, or the birds singing, or the wind blowing. But we don’t usually make the connection when it comes to the value of making our own noise.
When you make noise, and do so deliberately, you will shock yourself into feeling better.
There are many ways to test this idea out for yourself.
Listed below are three of my favorite ways to practice noisy meditation:
1. Cracking a Bullwhip – My neighbors can count on the sound of my bullwhip cracking each morning to wake them up. Whipping your brain awake is so much better than an alarm clock.
To crack a whip, you remain calm and relaxed. You stay centered and focused. As the whip goes from coiled to straight, you apply a slight amount of tension, which causes it to pierce the sound barrier. You have to be mentally quick without hurrying in order to pull this off.
In order to get the desired sound, the whip must be traveling at 767 miles per hour – and any unnecessary extraneous effort to force the whip to crack will prove futile (similar to forcing positive affirmations upon yourself). This teaches you to get into a state of flow while effortlessly solving the ancient koan about the sound of “one hand clapping.”
2. Reciting Nonsensical Poetical Mantras – Unless you grew up learning Sanskrit, reciting mantras probably doesn’t make sense to you. On top of that, how do you know that the meaning of what you’re being told to chant is in fact what it means? If you don’t speak the language, you can’t verify. This is why I believe you’re better off making up your own mantras based on simple, dimple poetry. Pick a sound. Any sound will do. You can do this while sitting, walking, standing or lying. Once you have your first sound, come up with another one that rhymes with it. Then add a third, and a fourth, and a fifth. Keep going until you think you are completely out of matching sounds. But don’t be surprised if an avalanche of rhyming sounds comes rushing to your rescue.
Here’s an example: Dumb, rum, numb, bum, come.
Chant this out LOUD for a few minutes and you’ll be good for 24 hours.
3. Knocking on Wood – Most people only knock on wood in their imaginations. And they usually do it when they are bragging about how great their lives are. In the midst of bragging, said people get an internal fear response with the following type of self-talk: “Oh my God, I’m bragging again. I better knock on wood so that I don’t jinx myself.”
This must mean that, encoded deep within the recesses of your brain and nervous system, there’s a nonsensical notion that knocking on wood does a body good. Well, it turns out to be true, because as soon as you knock on real or imaginary wood, with your fingertips, knuckles or toes, your brain lights up and you feel good for no reason whatsoever. This means that drumming is good for body, mind and soul.
So grab something inanimate and pound on it. I guarantee that within a few minutes you’ll get the knocking and pounding out of your system. And you’ll feel awesome. If by chance you need more than a few minutes of this type of meditation, this may mean that you are destined to be a knock star.
Now, I realize that someone reading this message might think that what I’ve written here has nothing to do with Psycho-Cybernetics.
Anyone who thinks such a thing hasn’t read the book in a long, long time. It would be good to give yourself a right-brain refresher.
In fact, Psycho-Cybernetics, is a book that must be read over and over again.
With each reading, you go deeper into the truisms.
Here endeth the lesson.
Matt Furey